Drugs = Sadface

3 CLEAR reasons I will NEVER EVER take dugs

1. Pills
2. Needles. D:
3.WHERE AM I?

I could never pop pills. I hate the feeling of it in my mouth (that's what she said),  swallowing it (once again - that's what she said), and the feeling that I am going to choke on it (OH GOD, TWSS.)  Pills are always the last choice for me. The only way I can currently take pills is via applesauce. Can you imagine me (or someone you know) in at a pill popping party and I ask for some applesauce to go with my pills?

I have a small fear of needles. They are f-ing scary PERIOD.

After you wake up from taking the drugs anything could happen. You could be asleep with a male clown with a mohawk and a grandma who has her head on your chest. OR you could wake up next to Tiger Woods and make it big, but what are the chances of that? Overall drugs seem like a complete waste of time. Special Brownies seem yummy, but I am not taking that chance.