Early Merry Christmas to all! I doubt I will become unlazy and blog on Christmas. I got bored and decided to answer some of the weirdest questions ever . . . let us begin!
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I don't know, but now that you point it out . . .
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
It's against the PWWDW, Psychics of the Whole Damn World.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
In case of a zombie attack duh!
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
You bring up some excellent points.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
I thought it meant that a lot of people are driving. D:
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
You are so smart. O:
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Blue . . . wait a moment . . . I see what your doing there.
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Swine Flu.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Moon Drugs.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
YOUR AN IDIOT. ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS YOURSELF. D:<
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
It's called Deaf-ism.
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
What doctor do you go see. D:
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Pervert.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
What...?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stolen Beat. O:
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
'Cause you told me.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Do you plan on drinking some?
(He's so smart, look at his shirt.)
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
SPONGEBOB COME BACK.YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME.
I thought about how my mother fed me with a tiny spoon and fork, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
RACIST!
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Does a person with multiple wigs consider themselves different people when they put on the wigs?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?
Pee would 'cause it's reversed!
So what's the speed of dark?
Your Momma.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Awww. D:
What do chickens think we taste like?
Like Chicken.
What do people in China call their good plates?
American Plates . . . OH WAIT WE DON'T PRODUCE CRAP HERE.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Good Question!
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
*cries*
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY NNNNNNAAAAMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Progress . . . OMG. I get it.
What do you call male ballerinas?
BALLSina.
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
I don't know, because you know the rabbit first discovered Trix so . . .
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
NO!!!!!1
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Yes. >:D
Does God believe that there are atheists?
Yes. :D
Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?
Let us start a trend then!
If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?
Oh crap. It's like a time paradox. He seems to be lying, so it will grow, but then he would have told the turth so it would shrink. . . IT WOULD SHRINK AND GROW AT THE SAME TIME : WIN
Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
To the hungry children in Africa.
(Cough i herd dat Project Pokemon iz coming back 'round dah new yr.)
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